– Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
– Oh, yeah! Okay, you’re great. – You got the line?
– Yeah. Come on up, slowpoke. Help! You okay? You know, we’re 50 miles from
anybody. Who are you screaming for? You! Come on. Just pull me up! Rich? Just pull me up. – All right, don’t be a dick, Richie.
– I need a pull. Rich? Rich? What… When you plant a seed into your own
kin, you anger God. Still have not been able to locate the two
missing Bluefield State College students. Richard Stoker and Halley Smith
have been missing since last Monday… …after failing to return
from a weekend of rock… # There’s a place you might want to go # # It’s right up my street # # You might look and see the light shining # # It’s Halloween # # He said… # – Hey.
– How are you doing? Do you have any idea
what’s going on up here? Tractor jack-knifed about five mile up.
Spilled chemicals and shit all over the road. Any idea how long
it will take to clean up? – Couple of hours.
– Couple of hours? You in a hurry? Yeah. I need to get to Raleigh tonight. What you ought to do is get back in your car…
Mm-hmm. …fix your hair a couple hundred more times…
Thank you. Hey, Doris.
This is Chris Flynn. I have a 7:00 p.m. interview with Mr. Keller.
I am, uh, running about 30 minutes late. I was wondering if you could… – Hello?
– Hello? I am not going to make this. Excuse me, sir.
Do you have a pay phone? Uh. This one’s not working.
Do you have another phone I could use? Long distance? What isn’t long distance from here, right? You cutting wise with me, son? No, sir, I am just… I am running
behind and I really need to make a call. Well, that one there is my only phone. Right. Well, uh, the highway’s really jammed up.
Do you know of another route heading south? – No.
– No. Say, why is this Bear Mountain
Road dotted like this? Dirt.
Dirt road? Afraid they ain’t got
around to paving it yet. It looks like it runs into the highway
about 15, 20 miles. Is that right? If you say so. It could work. Thank you very much.
You take care, okay? You’re the one that
going to need to take care. # If it gets you down #
# Well, I don’t want it # # I don’t want it # # Only #
# If only # # Only #
# If only # # Only was nothing at all # – We just got nailed, man. Jesus Christ!
– Shit! Goddamn drunkass hillbilly! Hey. Hey, you all right? I am so sorry. Yeah. I just… Jesus.
I was just coming around the bend. – I didn’t even see… I got distracted.
– Oh, man. My God, you could have died! Are you guys all okay?
Yeah, yeah. You want to sit down? You might be in a state
of shock or something. What the hell were you doing
driving so goddamn fast for? All right, all right. Why was your
truck parked in the middle of the road? Because we blew out our tires, asshole! Hey.
Look, I will pay for whatever damage was done… You’re damn right you’re going to pay.
That’s my mom’s car. All right, Frannie.
The man said he’d pay for… Oh, looks like you killed my bike here, too. But…
I am sorry. I… How did you blow out your tires? Someone left some barbed wire
in the middle of the road. I can’t believe someone just dropped it there.
Nobody dropped anything. I just found this tied to a tree back there.
Somebody did this. Southern hospitality at its finest. Redneck assholes.
Look, I am going to go try and find a phone. I think I saw a gas station
like a couple miles back. I am going to come with you. – There is no phone.
– I was just there. Look, why don’t we just wait for someone
else to come along? What, like Speed Racer here?
Look, I am not going anywhere. Okay, you guys go, and, I don’t know,
we will just stay here, Francine, and… And get high. Yeah. So what? Careful. They don’t like stoners.
Who are you calling a stoner? – Your mom.
– Hey, what’s your name? Chris Flynn. You hurt, Chris Flynn? – No, I am fine.
– Good. – Because you’re the mule.
– Oh, no. You know, I can carry that. You just had
the whole car accident thing. We’re walking. Yeah, we will just stay here
and maybe get hit again. – Are you guys sure you’re cool?
– Alright. Yeah. Yeah, we will be just fine.
Thank you. – Bet you will.
– Yeah, smoke it up there, uh, Skippy. Yeah, have fun.
I don’t fucking believe this. Your mom’s going to kick your ass. God, I cannot get it out of
my head what just happened. Are you sure you’re all right? Yeah?
I am fine. Yeah. What are you guys doing out here? Uh, uh, oh, camping.
Uh, I don’t know. Actually, we’re lost. You know, a lot of people say, who have been through similar
traumatic experiences, that the following moments kind of feel
like you’re moving in kind of in slow motion. – Do you feel like that?
– No. I should tell you that my voice
is fairly low in normal speed. – Pretty good.
– Mm-hmm. Where’d you get this?
Um, l got it out of my dad’s room, actually. You can finish it. l can’t believe they called us stoners.“Dickheads.”Are you sure you know where we’re going? Yeah.
There was a map at the gas station. Oh, l am so tired already.
l am starving, and l am being eaten by ants. Are there any on my back? No, nothing there.
Oh, hey-ho! I call it. Uh, squirrel. Well, you said you were hungry, Carly.
l don’t think it’s a squirrel. lt’s a mink. Really? How do you know? Probably ran over it. ln medical school, they make you work on
animal cadavers before you get to the real thing. – lt’s a mink.
– Oh. lt’s a mink? l need to be in Raleigh by 7:00. Mmm. Better get a move on, then. You know, we should’ve just taken her to New York.
No. You know how she loves this outdoor stuff. Yeah.
lf you ask me, though, nature sucks. Well, the next time she gets dumped,
we will take her to New York. Drop your pants. What?
When do people always show up, Evan? What are we doing? Consider it an experiment
in probability theory. Really? – Mmm.
– l love you. l know. Now get them trousers off, boy.
Don’t be a sissy. All right. You know, baby, l have been thinking about
this whole wedding thing…. …and l think we should
take a trip down to Mexico. l am talking about
a long weekend, margaritas… …the two of us on a beach alone, sunset. And, you know, l am talking about
just, just eloping. You know what l mean?
Uh, okay. Wait a second. You want to know what l think? Yes, please. l think if you ever want
to get in my pants again… Affirmative. …that’s the last time you use the “E” word.
Okay? Okay. Yeah, it’s a disgusting word. Hey, guys, hold on. Hey, is anyone up there? Hello! There must be people nearby.
Anyone up there? Somebody had to start it. Let’s keep moving. Hello…. Freaky. Oh, look at this.
lt’s fucked! – Nothing.
– Nothing. Hey, did you find anything to eat?
They took all my Power-Bars.– Um, no…
– No. Sorry….Damn it. Scott and Carly took all our
frigging sunscreen. Does he have any good CDs? Mmm-mmm. Definitely not. You know, l think this guy
must be some kind of doctor. Maybe we could get him to write us
some prescriptions when he gets back. He doesn’t have any smokes, either.
Almost out.Evan?– Evan?
– Where are you? Hey, baby, what are you doing?
I am just amusing myself. Whoooo! You, uh, getting anything there, chatty? No, nothing.
l am going to miss this thing. Why didn’t you just fly? l put all of my money
into that car back there. Okay, forget eloping, but there is an idea l think we should discuss about the
band for our wedding. l think we should hire a… you know, a Frank
Sinatra-type, uh, lead singer for the band as opposed to a James Brown-type lead singer, because, you know, really, let’s be honest,
there’s only one James Brown, and, you know, a faux James Brown is really
quite intolerable. – Evan?
– Where are you? You pissing or something? Evan? You know, plus he’d be grinding his hips,
and my grandmother would be, yes, revolted
but also strangely fascinated in a completely disturbing way and, um…Baby?Carly, I wa… l was kidding. Carly? Evan? Sweetheart?
Hey, guys, hold up! Guys, hold up for a second, all right? Baby, seriously, this isn’t funny. – Jesus. God!
– Baby! – I…
– Oh, I am so sorry. l could have killed you, woman.
I am… I am extremely dangerous. You want to know why l love you so much? Because you’re so fun to play with.
ls that why you love me? That really scared me, baby.
l am sorry. That really scared me.
Would you not do that? Hello!Hello……There’s, uh, nothing
like stating the obvious, huh? Whoa, whoa.
Hey, baby, look at this. Whoo! Hey, Carly, l think this would be a good
time for you to confront your fear of heights! – Don’t! Okay, that is not funny.
– Look who’s scared now. – Sorry.
– Whatever. Just get me to a motel room,
run me a very hot bath, and be prepared to provide me with a lot
of orgasms. Oh! l think they need to be alone. What do you expect?
They just got engaged. They’re happy.
lt’s a hard thing to find. Yeah. Got it? Limber tongue.
Got it. You’re stupid. Maybe we shouldn’t
have left Francine and Evan. Don’t worry.
They’re fine. – You guys okay?
– Super. Well, wait, guys.
This road isn’t on here. That’s because
you don’t have the Redneck World Atlas. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. l think we have just
been saved, kids. Can l get a…. Make this quick. Actually, maybe we should keep walking. What? The next house is going to have a white
picket fence? Yeah, if there is a next house. – Hey.
– What? Hello? All right, this isn’t right. Hello? – Hello?
– Anybody home? Whoa. Baby, could you… Shh!
Hey, hey, what are you doing? l was going to see if they had a phone.
You guys can wait out here if you want. You can’t just go barging
into someone’s house like that. Yeah, because, you know,
l am just thinking, West Virginia, trespassing,
not a great combination. Look, l need to pee. Well, l need to remind you of a little
movie called Deliverance. Guys, we got two wrecked cars.
l mean, we really need a phone.Hello?Hello?Carly.Hello?What the fuck? Let’s just do what
we got to do and get out of here. Hey, l am not sensing a phone here.Hello?Okay, who lives here? l don’t know.
But can you help me find a bathroom? Baby, l think this is the bathroom.Oh….
Fuck……Oh, my God.
Look at this place. Seriously, guys, l think we should go. Okay, just help me find the bathroom.
Then we will go. Baby, what if this place
belongs to some kind of cult? Actually, l read in Newsweek
how economically-depressed places are like breeding grounds for all
kinds of apocalyptic visionaries. Order of the Solar Temple, Jom bola, Church of the Lamb of God,
the Chijon Family. – Remember them? Not nice people.
– Hey, brainiac! Yeah. Shh…. All right. Maybe that door. Jesus Christ! You’re fine. You okay?
lt’s just a paddle. lt’s all right.Whoa!God, look at this place. Yeah.
lt’s like the garage sale from hell. Jesus. Can you believe this? Jesus, these guys are ripping people off.
I mean, this is like $30,000 worth of stuff. – Chris. Mmm-hmm.
– l think we should leave. This is kind of creepy, actually. Yeah, this is it. Okay. Be quick.
Okay. All right? Two minutes. All right? l will be here.Ew….Guys, guys, check this out. Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, God. Scott. Scott!
Scott, we have to go now! Jess! Jessie!
Jess! Hey! Whoa. Guys, what is it?
We need to get back to your friends. What about a phone?
There is no phone.Shit!There’s a back door.
l saw a back door. Come on. Go! Go, go! Okay, hurry. Shit!
Shit! No! Scott! Scott!
lt’s not going to budge! Come on! Go.Go….– Go…
– Go… – Go! Go! Go, baby! Go! Go!
– Go, you guys! Run!Go….Go quickly. Come on.
Come on! Come on! Where are they going?
l don’t know. Jesus, did that really just happen? Do you think Evan’s okay? Baby. Please.
l can’t. l can’t. Carly, come on! Get up! You didn’t see what
they did to Francine. You didn’t see what we saw!
Carly! Carly! Carly! Sweet pea! Look at me. We are going to get out
of this, l swear to you. We are. Okay? We’re going to find a road.
We’re going to get to a town. And we’re going home.
We’re going to get married. All right? And we are never
going into the woods again. All right?
We got to go. Come on. This way!
Let’s go! Come on! What is this? Jesus. All these people. – Baby.
– Fuck. How can they do this? l don’t understand.
How’d they get away with this? Oh, my God. All these people. Maybe one of them still runs. Look for keys.
None of these cars are going to run. – Come on. Look at them.
– Oh, fuck. Get down! Get down!
Oh, shit. Come on! What do we do? They left their truck running.
So? We got to take it. How are we supposed to do that? One of us leads them
in the wrong direction… …and the rest commandeer the truck
so they will run for the runner. lt’s a classic military move.
Who goes? Me. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Over here! Oh, shit.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Go! Listen, help him get to the truck.
l will meet you there. l love you. l love you. Fuckers!
Asshole motherfuckers! Assholes! – He’s okay.
– Shh, shh. Come on. Here, here. You’re okay. Go ahead.
Go, go, go. Go to the truck. Go. Come on. We got to go. We got to go.
Come on! l can’t! l can’t! Come on! Carly, get in! We got to find Scott!
We have to find Scott! Where is he?
Where is he? There he is! There he is!
There he is! Scott! Run, Scott!
We’re over here! Scott! Scott! Come on!
Scott, let’s go! Come on! Come on! Come on, Scott! Scott! Let’s go!
Scott, come on! Come on, Scott! Come on, Scott!
Scott! Scott! What are you doing? Scott, what’s wrong? Scott!
Scott! – Scott!
– No! No! Let go of me!
Let me go!Scott….No! – Drive!
– Drive! – No!
– Drive! Oh, God! What’s happening? Oh, God, what’s happening? Jess, please, can we go back? Please. Carly, we have to keep going. Okay?Scott….Are you sure this
is the road from that map? lt’s got to go somewhere. This better get us out of here.Shit…– Shit.
– Come on. Back it up. Come on! lt’s not going to go any farther.
Come on. Let’s get out. Damn it. We got to find out where we are.
The highest ridge is up there. Come on. What’s the point?
They’re going to find us anyway. Come on. Let’s go, Carly. No.
lf he’s going, l am not. He got us into this. Carly, look at me, okay?
Scott died protecting us. We need to keep ourselves alive,
or it was for nothing. Okay? We’re all in this together, Carl. Come on. – l want him back.
– Shh. l know, l know. Carl, look at me.
Okay? Look. We’re going to stay alive.
We’re going to get out of this. We’re going to get out of these woods,
we are going to find the police, and we’re going to make sure those motherfucks
are punished for this. Okay? Carly. Come on, Carly.
You can do it. lt’s going to get dark soon.
Come on. We need to find that road quick.
l know. Just a little bit farther. Chris! lt’s a bear trap. What’s up?
l got to rest. Hey, guys. Look. Oh, my God. lt’s a watchtower. – Hello! ls anyone up there?
– Shh! Shh! l don’t think anyone’s up there.
Doesn’t matter. lt may have a phone or a radio.
Maybe we can see the road. You okay? Come on. Guys, l don’t see any
roads or towns out there. Let’s not stand by the window.
They might see us. Hey.
We’re all going to die. Carly, l need you to come
help me look around, please. Hey, Chris. – Jess.
– Thanks. – Oh, my God.
– lt’s a radio. Thing looks prehistoric. Do you know how to use this?
Uh, let me try. lt could still work.
Don’t move anything. Just keep it on the frequency they had it on.
It works. Can anybody hear me?
We have an emergency. Can anybody hear me? Say “mayday.” Look, we have a huge emergency.
Please, does anybody hear me? Someone is injured.
We need help. Hello. Please.
Is anybody out there that can hear me? Hello.No…Get down.
Cover the light.Shh….l think they’re passing us. This is Ranger Base Emergency.
Do you copy? What is your position? Over. Do you copy? What is your position? Over.
l don’t know my position. Just help us. Shh. l need another copy of that.
l repeat, what is your position? They’re coming. Uh, we don’t know our position.
We’re in a watchtower. We must be north of Bear Mountain Road.
Someone is trying to kill us! Please! They have murdered our friends. They’re after us
right now. l am having some trouble hearing you. lf you’re in the tower, stay up there.
Do you copy? Yes, yes, we copy!
Just hurry, please! This is an emergency! Help me move this. Come on! Come on!
We will come to you. Do you copy? They’re after us!
Someone’s been shot! Our friends have been killed,
and we need help! Please! Fuck! What are they doing? l don’t know. l think they’re going down.Jess.Hello? Hello? ls anybody there?
Can you hear us? Hello? Jesus, what are they doing? We are on fire.
They’re trying to burn us out. Oh, my God. Carly! Come here. Let go of me! Let go! l’d rather jump than burn to death! Calm down. You’re right. What?
She’s right. We have to jump.
Those branches are only a few feet down. That’s more like 20 feet. Look, Jessie, l don’t want to burn to death,
and l don’t want to be chopped up into pieces. We can do this.
I will go first. – Chris.
– Hey. – Aaah! Chris! Chris! Aaah!
– Help! Chris. You okay?
Do you think they saw us? l don’t know. – We got to move. Come on.
– Shit. Shit. Carly, come on. l can do this. l can do this.
l can do this. l can… l can do this.Car…..Shh….– Come on.
– Come on.All right.He’s coming. l know. l have a plan.
Come on. Jessie, this way. Can you hold this?
Why? Because we’re going to knock this fucker
out of the tree. Can you hold it? Yeah. All right.
Don’t let go until l say so. Okay? Where are you going?
l am going to make sure he comes this way. No. You can’t move as quick as l can. – Jessie.
– Jessie. l am right here!
Come and get me! Where are you? Here l am!What….Hmm….?Hey! Sorry about your friends. Last Friday l came home,
and there’s a message on my machine… …from my boyfriend, who says that we
shouldn’t be together anymore. Within 20 minutes of me telling Carly, she had Scott and Evan and Francine all blowing off work this
week to take me out here. That’s just the kind
of friends they were. And now they’re dead. lt’s not your fault. lt’s not.They’re here.No, they’re not.
You were dreaming.l wish.How’s your leg?
lt hurts. Which is good.
lf it didn’t hurt… Road. – What?
– Road. Look. We got to get down there.
Take that slope right there. l can’t believe it. How are we going to get you down?
I will get down… – Chris! Go! Chris! Come on. Go!
– Chris! No! No! Chris! Chris! Chris! Chris!
Get off of me! Jessie! Jessie! Hey, stop! Oh, thank God. Are you crazy? They took her. Come on. We got to…
Calm down. Just calm down. We got to move. Are you one of them folks who called me
from the fire tower? l have been looking all over for you.
Will you shut up and listen? People are dead.
Dead? What people?Help…..No…No…Mmm.Help me, please. Help me.
l am sorry. l am sorry. l am sorry. Yeah?
Can you help me? Please help me.No…No…Help…..Help…..Help…..Somebody, help me!No….Help me. You’re okay. Come on. Just stay with me.
You’re all right. Come on. lt’s okay. Keep looking at me. All right? You’re okay.
Thank you. Shh. Everything’s okay.Chris!Chris!Chris!Get the fuck off of me! Shoot them. l only got one shot left. Come on, you motherfuckers.
Just die. (lNDlSTlNCT CHATTERlNG ON RADlO) # Shoves me under you again #
# l can’t wait for this to end # # Sober, empty in the head # # l know l can never win # # Why should l have to wait # # Or l will just look the other way #
# We left this land of shiny lights # # l wish l may, l wish l might # # When all these dreams have come to end # # You wish you were #
# You’re not my friend # # Oh #
# We left this land of shiny lights # # l wish l may, l wish l might # # When all these dreams have come to end # # You wish you were #
# You’re not my friend # # You said you’d love to see the end # # The long, hard road that l have been # # When all these dreams have come to end # # You wish you were #
# You’re not my friend # # Bright # # Eyes # # Shine # # Through # # Through #