Hi.. Hi Do you work here? Yeah. Nice Which floor? second floor and you? Fourth floor My name is Arjun. Hi baby What are you doing? Me? Trying to cook Upma. Always upma… Arjun! Arjun!! What are you thinking? Nothing much. Wanted to ask something from a long time. We know each other from sometime. I love you. You love me. So… Why don’t we take our relationship to the next level? What do you mean? I mean… How about we… move in? I mean… If we are together… we can understand each other very well. So… I think it will be good. When? Wait.. What? You are ok with this? Yeah. OK, that was easy. but what about your friend? Him? You… Won’t last too long bro… You will face the music. Hi Hi… Come… I heard you guys moved in. Yeah, I mean… Call it whatever but we are happy together. Congratulations. Thank you. Good morning Good morning Up, so early? India vs Pakistan cricket match baby… world cup begins. starts at 9 right? Pitch report baby, Pitch report. Didn’t get up on Valentines day to give me a flower. but now… I texted you in the night, to buy eggs. Did you? Forgot to… Forgot? Why are you so negligent? “Pestering me in the name of eggs” Sorry baby. Will buy them tomorrow. Ok fine.. What do you want for breakfast? upma. Upma Upma.. All the time.. “Isn’t it shopping shopping all the time for you?” Today’s your turn, right? Make it for yourself. Won’t you have it? Will have it in the office. OK OK “Did we need to fight for this?” I will see you soon Is the upma ready? You said you’ll have it at your office, right? Why are you enquiring? So… won’t you request me even once to have it? “Request you? Like you are my wife..” Sorry baby. Didn’t mean to let it out. You can have today’s breakfast at your office right? Love you baby… Ok, fine. Get ready. We’re running late… OK Scoundrel. Change to cricket. Have to check on the score. She ate it. She has eaten my upma. I’m gonna kill this woman today. Why did you eat my upma? I was hungry. What about me? Have it at your office. Are you kidding me? I would have cooked it for both of us. You refuse at first and now ate it? Quit T.V. I am speaking to you. Why are you shouting? Like you are my husband. So this is revenge for my earlier words Why are you murmuring? Speak straight to me. What’s your problem? What happened to you today? What happened to me? What happened to you? You have changed. What happened to the shine in your eyes when you look at me? Before, we used to meet only for a couple of hours. But now, aren’t we together for all 24 hours? Before you used to speak for hours. But now, you hardly speak. I would’ve if you’d let me speak not go blah blah. Before, you never used to fight. now looks like you are always plotting to get into one. It’s not me. It’s you. You don’t even need a reason to give me a class. So a small discussion is now called class? This is not a discussion. This is an argument. At least do you listen to what I say? Nope. When you don’t want answers…. why do you even question? Stop. Stop crying. Don’t try to blackmail me with your tears. Oh!! You stopped. So all this is a drama You bit** What did you think? I would waste my tears on you? Before you used to call me honey, sweety. But now, you are calling me a bi***? What the hell? Eating my upma isn’t enough? Going all ‘before, but now’ on me. You think I can’t point out the same on you? You chant about dieting all the time but eat like a pig. But I am slim, ain’t I? Then, why do you ask if you have become fat? If I say no then I’m lying. if I say yes you cry. If I stay calm you shout. The question is not if I’ve become fat. It’s about am I still beautiful to you? Oh this doesn’t end! You claim someone to be your best friend… but keep on gossiping about her. You are the same person who’ve stopped introducing me your friends calling them to be rogues. And now you’re preaching me? That is different. Leave it. First you say yes to me hanging out with my friends and then when I come back you say I’ve left you alone. ‘Yes’, is not a yes. Then? How would I know? I don’t have magical powers to know what is inside you. It is not impossible. When you were in love, you used to surprise me. You used to try to understand me. Not that you used to do it right. But at least you tried. Now, you have quit. Damn… Drama everyday! Oh.. Tired of the drama, ain’t you? I will spare you some from today. Coz I’m leaving. You said I’ve quit trying. Even now I won’t try to stop you. I know. I’m not as important for you than your upma is. Hey bro… Hey She’s gone. You wanna be my roommate agian? What? Roommate, again? What happened dude? She ate my upma.