I’ve got to show you this. What do you think? You’re being honored. He will be presented with a
lifetime achievement award. So what. He told them I was
his 24/7 driving slave for the entire weekend. Look who the previous
winners are, Robert De Niro, Jack Nicholson and Clint Eastwood. Oh, what! Hi. Mr. Edwards? Yeah. You should see this rat hole. You’re there already, just enjoy it. What the hell is this? This is the Festival. Welcome to Nashville. Oh, my gosh, Mr. Edwards,
I can’t tell you how excited we are to have you here. How are you? Thank you for coming
to the Film Festival. Let’s get you over to the red carpet. Why the hell are you even here? Because Clint and Jack
and Bobby De Niro all won. You are the only one
stupid enough to show up. Where’s Vic? He left. Vic! He’s sloshed. Yell, bang.
Oh my God! I’m tired of feeling like a has-been. The number one box office
star for five years in a row– Six. Six, I’m sorry. Take the next exit. Where are you guys? He’s on some weird
memory tour or something. My God, here you are. I can’t believe this. Is it true that you
doubled Burt Lancaster? I did double somebody on that picture. I had to fall off a horse in a dress. An audience will forgive a shitty act II if you can wow them in act III. The Hollywood Critics Association awarded you best newcomer of the year. That’s the only time I
ever agreed with the critics.