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Yo Captain! What’s happenin’? What’s crackin’? I’m Zack and
I’m glad that I’m back Reporting for duty My uniform may not conform to the regs My shorts are worn down over my legs Quit laughin’
It’s fashion I’m saggin’
And actually I’m asking you
To ignore my booty I perform bad if I don’t look hip My shorts gotta drag to the floor of the ship The captain looked mad, maybe taken aback But that’s when I heard a wave and a crash I tripped and fell, landed flat on my back The ship’s hull swelled as I faded to black O Captain! My Captain! Yo, what the heck happened? I’m gasping for air
And I do not know what happened I looked to water and stared in awe At the largest monster I ever saw! O Captain! My Captain! We gotta go faster! The Kraken’s attackin’
And this is a disaster! Then I looked down The captain was dead Flat on the ground! Smashed to the deck! I grabbed the captain’s cap, put it on my
head The crew knew that the old cap was dead But who knew that the new dude Straight from YouTube could act as captain instead. Listen up crew, I’m Captain Zack The news is true The Kraken’s back We can’t hang loose We can’t relax Here’s what we do: Prepare to attack! Man the cannons, load them with lead Send a spotter up the crow’s nest Bail water over the edge Sail harder or we’ll all be dead! Faster! Faster! We gotta go faster! The Kraken’s attackin’ and this is a disaster! This cephalopod thinks he owns the sea And I pray to God that may never be! Faster! Faster! We gotta go faster! The Kraken’s attackin’ and this is a disaster! He killed our captain and he’s not sorry So we’ll make some calamari Hey, I’m…I’m on a boat,
And the guys keep saying words like “aft” Which way’s aft? Aft is towards the stern Well, which way’s the stern? Faster! Faster! We gotta go faster! The Kraken’s attackin’ and this is a disaster! He broke our mast like a total clown So we gotta row fast or we’re going down! Gotta go faster! Gotta go faster! The Kraken’s attackin’ and this is a disaster! Tentacles lashing like a whip! Crashing into our sinking ship! Gotta go faster! Gotta go faster! Gotta go faster! This is a disaster! If we never see dry land again May God forgive us of our sins!

100 thoughts on “THE KRAKEN (Official Music Video)

  1. Oh wow I watch you since 2011 when you Let's Played SUPER MEAT BOY but I had no idea, that you rap. You sound a bit like Eminem but it's great. It's so cool to see you in 2019 still around. I love your content and your channel 🙂

  2. Did the views just quadruple over night?

    Faster, faster, we gotta go faster
    The kraken's attacking and this is a disaster🌊🦑

  3. Cool I've been waiting for something like this not a bad song for this year's Halloween for 2019
    Like if u enjoyed this song
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  4. Why are there pencils in the cannon? Pencil doesn’t have lead in them (as in lead on the periodic table of elements or Pb.) the lead in pencil is made out of graphite.

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