– Busy. – I don’t wanna take up a ton of your time,
but I’m gonna kill myself. – I just thought an adult should know. – Wow. I actually was writing
my own suicide note just now. I have 32 fleeting minutes
of happiness during lunch, which has been eaten up again and again by the same especially badly dressed student, and I finally thought I would rather
have the dark nothingness. – [Voiceover] There are two types
of people in the world: The people who naturally excel at life. – Golden boy.
– What’s up? – [Voiceover] And the people who hope
all those people die in a big explosion. – Look at that stupid shirt
my brother is wearing. – [Voiceover] When I was 13… It was clear which side
of the equation I was on. – Are you even up there? – [Voiceover] But that’s what best friends are for. – Mike is like, right there. God. Juvie made him so hot. – [Voiceover] And I had Krista. – Krista. Oh my god! My brother? Seriously? – I can’t help how I feel. – You turned into a
completely different person. – Why don’t you try being positive? – Mom, I’m gonna write down
the next thing you’re gonna say. – I’m no playing your little games, Nadine. Congratulations. You have all the answers, don’t you? – No, which is why I wish
I had a mother who would notice! – What did I do to make
such a perfect kid, huh? – Are you having a problem today, Nadine? – Several. – I don’t really have
any friends at the moment. – Life isn’t fair sometimes, Nadine, okay?
You gotta get over it! – Don’t be awkward. Socialize. – Life’s about taking risks.
Don’t be afraid to put yourself out there. Nick, I like you.
I want you to put your mouth on my tits. We can do it in the Petland stockroom. I can’t send this. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my god, no! Oh my– – This isn’t so bad. “I just want to be with you.
I want you to put your mouth on my tits. “I want to feel you inside me. – God.
– “We can do it in the Petland stockroom.” – Oh my god.
Say something! Please help me! – You need to watch out
for run-on sentences.