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THIS EVENING’S ROLL CALL WILL BE A CELEBRATION OF THE FILM CAREER OF THE ONE, THE ONLY, MR. MATT DAMON! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT. OK. MATT, ARE YOU READY TO DO THIS? MATT: I’M READY. JAMES: THEN LET’S GO. MATT: HEY, DO YOU LIKE APPLES? JAMES: WHAT? MATT: DO YOU LIKE APPLES? JAMES: YEAH. MATT: WELL, I GOT HER NUMBER. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES? JAMES: COWARDS! [APPLAUSE] MATT: WHERE’S CLOONEY? JAMES: WELL, I’M GEORGE CLOONEY. OBVIOUSLY. MATT: YEAH. ALL RIGHT. LET’S ROB A CASINO. JAMES: WAIT! LET’S ROB A MANSION ON LAKE COMO! [BELL] MATT: LET’S ROB MORE CASINOS! JAMES: YEAH! MATT: ALL RIGHT. I’LL CALL THE TWO GRAND. I’LL GAMBLE. DON’T SPLASH THE POT. JAMES: YOU’RE ON A DRAW, MIKE? THROW AWAY THIS ONE. AND IN MY CLUB,LY SPLASH THE POT WHENEVER I PLEASE! SO YOU WANT SOME MUSIC? MATT: NOPE. JAMES: LET’S HAVE SOME MUSIC! ♪ WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO BECAUSE I’M NOT PLANNING ON GOIN SOLO, WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO, I WANNA CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN ♪ MATT: JUST BE QUIET! [APPLAUSE] JAMES: WHERE IS HE? WHERE’S PRIVATE RYAN? MATT: I’M RIGHT HERE. WAIT, WHAT IS IT, SIR? JAMES: I’M TOM HANKS. MATT: OK. TOM HANKS. ♪ MATT: THIS WILL COME AS QUITE A SHOCK TO MY CREWMATES. AND TO NASA. AND TO THE ENTIRE WORLD. BUT I’M STILL ALIVE. SURPRISE. HERE’S THE RUB, IT’S GOING TO BE FOUR YEARS FOR ANOTHER MISSION TO REACH ME, SO I GOT TO MAKE WATER AND GROW FOOD ON A PLANET WHERE NOTHING GROWS. JAMES: GREETING, EARTHLINGS, WELCOME TO MY PLANET. MATT: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? JAMES: WELL, I HAVEN’T SEEN THE MOVIE YET. “THE MARTIAN” DOESN’T COME OUT UNTIL FRIDAY. MATT: THAT’S RIGHT, “THE MARTIAN” OPENS AT THEATRES EVERYWHERE THIS WEEKEND, THE WEEKEND OF OCTOBER 2ND. JAMES: I’M JASON BOURNE! I’M JASON BOURNE! I’M STILL JASON BOURNE! JAMES: YOU BOUGHT A ZOO? MATT: NO, WE BOUGHT A ZOO. [APPLAUSE] MATT: ONE BURGER COMING UP. WHOA! ANOTHER BURGER COMING UP. ONE LAST BURGER COMING UP. [BELL] [APPLAUSE] MATT: THAT WAS AMAZING. YOU’RE THE BEST PIANIST IN THE WORLD. I WANT TO BE EVERYTHING TO YOU, SCOTT. I WANT TO BE FATHER, BROTHER, LOVER, BEST FRIEND. MATT: I’LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. [BELL] MATT: MARK WHITACRE, SECRET AGENT 0014. JAMES: WHY 0014? MATT: BECAUSE I’M TWICE AS SMART AS 007. JAMES: THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON IN THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU. MATT: YEAH, ALL RIGHT. FINE. NEXT ONE. JAMES: SHOOT THEM, MR. LABOEUF! MATT: TOO FAR. MOVING TOO FAST. [APPLAUSE] JAMES: YOU SEE THE TRICK IS TO FIND YOUR SWING. MATT: WHAT DID YOU SAY? JAMES: WELL, YOU LOST YOUR SWING. WE GOT TO GO FIND IT. NOW IT’S SOMEWHERE IN THE HARMONY OF ALL THAT IS ALL THAT WAS ALL THAT WILL BE. FREEZE! MATT: PUT THE GUN DOWN! JAMES: PUT YOUR HANDS UP! YOU DIDN’T COME HERE TO TALK. YOU CAME HERE TO GET ARRESTED. [APPLAUSE] YOU CAN BE A LEECH. YOU KNOW THAT. YOU CAN BE QUITE BORING. MATT: IT’S A FUNNY THING BECAUSE I’M NOT PRETENDING TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE. AND YOU ARE. JAMES: BORING. JAMES: — MATT:I’M ABSOLUTELY HONEST WITH YOU. JAMES: BORING. I’VE TOLD YOU MY FEELINGS. I REALLY, REALLY DO NOT WANT TO BE ON THIS BOAT WITH YOU. I CAN’T MOVE WITHOUT YOU MOVING. IT GIVES ME THE CREEPS. MATT: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! ♪ TU VUO’ FA’ LL’AMERICANO MERICANO MERICANO SIENT’A ME CHI T’ ‘O FA FA’ TU VUOI VIVERE ALLA MODA MA SE BEVI “WHISKY AND SODA PO’ TE SIENTE ‘E DISTURBA TU VUO’ FA’ LL’AMERICANO MERICANO MERICANO MA SI’ NATO IN ITALY SIENT’ A MME NUN CE STA NIENTE ‘A FA’ OK NAPULITAN TU VUO’ FA’ LL’AMERICA TU VUO’ FA’ LL’AMERICA TU VUO’ FA’ LL’AMERICA ♪ JAMES: MATT DAMON, EVERYBODY! WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MATT AND ZACHARY LEVI!

100 thoughts on “Matt Damon Acts Out His Film Career w/ James Corden

  1. Of all the Role Calls in the Late Late Show, this one is actually the best! Really, check them all and you'll see! Tom Cruise's is fine too, but still, this one rocks. Matt Damon is so good at this, and so fun! And they really play well together. I liked the moment from the Rounders here when they both almost cracked but managed to hold the laughter back. Sweet 🙂

  2. James gorden and Conan are my 2 favorite late night show host .they are so funny and creative on their shows .the other talk show host are boring and political.

  3. Jimmy Kimmel looks like James Corden had time left on his show for Matt Damon

    Jimmy Kimmel eat your heart out
    J/k
    Lol lol lol lol

  4. Here's the rub: Yet again, you'll have to spend millions to billions of dollars and expend thousands of man hours trying to get me home.

  5. I love how there was no impersonations for many of his movies because in so many of them he plays blank characters.

  6. Bellissimo… Ma vuoi mettere la scena de The Talented Mr. Ripley in cui canta con Rosario Fiorello… 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅

  7. I suggest you do this with
    1. Robert Downey Jr
    2. Leonardo DiCaprio
    3. Jhonny Depp
    4. Hugh Jackman
    5. Ryan Reynolds

  8. Behind the Candelabra: James Corden as Liberace (Michael Douglas). Why they don't ask Michael Douglas to act out him filmography?

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