Yaaaay! He invited me to the school dance What a bimbo Seriously hot though I know boy-girl friendships can be quite complicated sometimes Boobs ‘au naturel’ or pushed up? Is it for dancing, or is it…or is it…um? Wanker! Alex! Thank god where are you? I’m on my way out! No wait! You’ve got to help me, there’s been an accident. Can we just talk about this later? No I mean there was an accident, um with the thingy with Greg You need to be really clear! And really precise! The condom! (ahhhhh) Came off inside my vagina and at present I am unable to locate it. That’s way more information than I needed… I’ve got news… Me too. Scholarship to Harvard! Well…. Well come on, you’re coming too… Right? Now what’s your news? You might as well just kill yourself now. I can sort the drugs? Keep in touch ok? We’re getting married! Congratulations..! You told me to come here! It wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t for you! Thank you! It is soo great having you as a friend. Every time something goes wrong in my life, all I gotta do is look at yours and it puts everything into perspective. It was no ordinary friendship We were inseparable. Constantly being separated. I have realised that… No matter where you are, Or who you’re with, I will always, Truly, Completely, Love you. You’re looking way too hot right now Rosie!