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>>James: WELCOME BACK, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS THRK EVENING’S ROLE CALL WILL BE
A CELEBRATION OF THE FILM CAREER THE ONE, THE ONLY JULIA ROBERTS. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
HOW ARE YOU DOING, JULIA, ARE YOU GOOD.>>I’M GOOD.>>James: YEAH? HOW ARE YOU FEELING? ARE YOU
READY TO DO THIS?>>IS AS READY AS I’M GOING TO
GET.>>James: WELL THEN, WE SHALL
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>James: I’M FROM NOTTING HILL,
YOU’RE FROM BEVERLY HILLS. EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KNOWS WHO
YOU ARE, MY MOTHER HAS TROUBLE REMEMBERING MY NAME.>>I’M ALSO JUST A GIRL,
STANDING IN FRONT OF A BOY, ASKING HIM TO LOVE HER. (DING)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) SLIDE! WELCOME TO MY CLASS: THE HISTORY
OF ART. (DING)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) YOU’RE A GREAT STUDENT, LARRY
CROWNE.>>James: WELL THANKS, MISS
TAINOT. (DING)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) MARRY ME?>>NOPE. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>James: ARE YOU SURE?>>YEAH. (DING)
>>James: DRINK YOUR JUICE. SHELBY, DRINK YOUR JUICE.>>STOP IT, MAMA.>>James: SHELBY, DRINK THE
JUICE.>>NO! STOP IT, MAMA!>>James: SHELBY, DRINK THE
JUICE.>>IF YOU DON’T LEAVE ME ALONE,
I’M GONNA LEAVE.>>James: OH, I’D LOVE TO SEE
YOU TRY. COOPERATE PLEASE! (DING)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>CHARLIE, WHY IS THE C.I.A. RUNNING A FAKE WAR IN
AFGHANISTAN?>>James: YOU MAY BE THE SEXIEST
WOMAN EVER. I’M NOT KIDDING.>>ARE YOU PATRONIZING ME? (DING)
>>James: HONEY, YOU’D DO JUST FINE IF YOU JUST USED YOUR HEAD
A LITTLE MORE.>>I’M NOT GONNA BE SLINGING
PIZZA FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.>>James: THE BEST PIZZA! (DING)
SO HERE’S THE BUFFET! WHAT’S GOING ON?>>YOU KNOW THE EXPRESSION,“
FALLING OFF THE WAGON, LEE?” THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.>>James: DOES THIS HAVE
SOMETHING TO DO ABOUT GWEN?>>OF COURSE NOT. I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT MY
SISTER.“ KIKI? KIKI-KINS? I SMELL SMOKE? IS SOMEONE
SMOKING? STOP THEM KIKI, STOP THEM.”
MORE BUTTER PLEASE! (DING)
I’VE EITHER BEEN WITH A GUY OR BREAKING UP WITH A GUY. I HAVE NOT GIVEN MYSELF TWO
WEEKS OF A BREATHER TO JUST DEAL WITH, YOU KNOW, MYSELF.>>James: PREACH! (DING)
♪ ♪ ♪>>I DON’T WANT TROUBLE.>>James: I’M NOT TROUBLE.>>YOU’RE TAKEN.>>James: I’VE GOT TO SEE YOU.>>TOUGH.>>James: YOU KISSED ME.>>WHAT ARE YOU, TWELVE? ♪ ♪ ♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) (DING)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪ ♪ ♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>James: HELLO, CAN I HELP YOU?>>I WAS IN HERE YESTERDAY, YOU
WOULDN’T WAIT ON ME.>>James: OH.>>YOU PEOPLE WORK ON
COMMISSION, RIGHT?>>YEAH.>>James: BIG MISTAKE. BIG. HUGE. I HAVE TO GO SHOPPING NOW. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
(DING) HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY! (DING)
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY! (DING)
(LAUGHS)>>I NEVER WANTED TO BE A
MOTHER. DON’T YOU GET IT? LOOK DOWN THE ROAD TO HER
WEDDING. I’M IN A ROOM ALONE WITH HER,
FIXING HER VEIL, FLUFFING HER DRESS. AND MY FEAR IS SHE’LL BE
THINKING, “I WISH MY MOM WAS HERE.”
>>James: AND MINE IS… SHE WON’T. (DING)
>>YOU ARE NOT UGLY.>>James: WAIT, WHAT? WHO THINKS I’M UGLY?>>NO, JAMES. I’M DOING A SCENE
FROM MY NEW FILM, “WONDER.”>>James: WELL I HAVEN’T SEEN IT
YET. WHEN DOES IT COME OUT?>>”WONDER” WILL BE IN THEATRES
EVERYWHERE NOVEMBER 17TH! (DING)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) IT WOULD WARM MY ANCIENT HEART
IF YOU COULD ACCEPT THIS MODEST GIFT ON YOUR WEDDING DAY.>>James: THAT’S VERY KIND OF
YOU.>>JUST ONE BITE FOR GOOD
FORTUNE. TO THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL. (DING)
ONE-ONE-THOUSAND, TWO-ONE- THOUSAND, THREE-ONE-THOUSAND,
BREATHE! (DING)
>>James: TINK! TINK!>>I’M COMING PETER!>>James: TINK! (LAUGHS)
>>SAY IT, PETER. SAY IT AND MEAN IT.>>James: I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!>>YOU KNOW THAT PLACE BETWEEN
SLEEP AND AWAKE? THAT PLACE WHERE YOU STILL
REMEMBER DREAMING? THAT’S WHERE I’LL ALWAYS LOVE
YOU… PETER PAN.>>James: I’LL NEVER GROW UP! (LAUGHS)
(DING) I’VE NEVER MET A SPIDER BEFORE. SO YOU EAT FLIES? (LAUGHS)
>>NO, I DRINK THEIR BLOOD. (DING)
>>James: LET’S BE HONEST HERE. $20 MILLION DOLLARS IS MORE
MONEY THAN THESE PEOPLE HAVE EVER DREAMED OF. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>OH, SEE, NOW THAT PISSES ME OFF. THEY MAY NOT BE THE MOST
SOPHISTICATED PEOPLE BUT THEY DO KNOW HOW TO DIVIDE AND $20
MILLION ISN’TCRAPWHEN YOU SPLIT IT BETWEEN THEM. SO BEFORE YOU COME BACK HERE
WITH ANOTHER LAME ASS OFFER, I WANT YOU TO THINK REAL HARD
ABOUT WHAT YOUR SPINE IS WORTH. BY THE WAY, WE HAD THAT WATER
BROUGHT IN SPECIALLY FOR YOU FOLKS. CAME FROM A WELL IN HINKLEY. (DING)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>James: WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE
BRIEF?>>EVERYONE I’VE TOLD ABOUT THE
BRIEF IS DEAD>>James: I’LL TAKE MY CHANCES. (DING)
I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT YOU AND I WON’T LET YOU LIVE WITHOUT ME.>>COME QUICKLY, I JUST KILLED
AN INTRUDER! (DING)
>>James: MARY REILEY. MARY REILEY. (DING)
♪ ♪ ♪>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>>James: I’M BEING GEORGE
CLOONEY. (LAUGHS)
COFFEE, TEQUILA, A COUPLE OF>>YOU’RE A THIEF AND LIAR.>>James: I ONLY LIED ABOUT
BEING A THIEF. (DING)
>>I LOVE YOU. I’VE LOVED YOU FOR NINE YEARS. I REALLY HAVE THIS GIGANTIC
FAVOR TO ASK OF YOU. CHOOSE ME. M-MARRY ME. LET ME MAKE YOU HAPPY.>>James: THE MOMENT I WAKE UP
♪ BEFORE I PUT ON MY MAKEUP (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
I SAY A LITTLE PRAYER FOR YOU.>>WHILE COMBING MY HAIR NOW
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪ AND WONDERING WHAT DRESS
TO WEAR NOW I SAY A LITTLE ♪ PRAYER FOR YOU. FOREVER AND EVER, YOU’LL STAY IN
♪ MY HEART AND I WILL LOVE YOU TOGETHER, FOREVER, THAT’S HOW IT
♪ MUST BE TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU WOULD ONLY MEAN HEARTBREAK
♪ FOR ME.>>James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE STUNNING JULIA ROBERTS! COME ON BACK! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) WHAT ABOUT THAT, JULIA ROBERTS,
EVERYBODY. (APPLAUSE)

100 thoughts on “Julia Roberts Acts Out Her Film Career w/ James Corden

  1. Everything James does is top shelf comedy. What an entertaining guy! Love his singing, too🎆

  2. This video made me suddenly realise the number of iconic films Julia has been a part of! Hats off!! There’s nobody like her in the current generation.

  3. Julia Roberts is still so beautiful. What a goddess. I'm convinced she has found the Fountain of Youth because she does not age. I'm sure some of it has to do with a little bit of plastic surgery but everything about her is perfect

  4. Omfg the moment I saw her did the Mona Lisa Smile I suddenly remembered that time when I watched that movie years ago. oh gpd that movie made me cry. It was a piece of art

  5. Yes – "Sandra Bullock Acts Out Her Film Career w/James Corden" would be – Espresso and also too freakin' funny. Haha.

  6. He really does need to do this with Sandra Bullock indeed. It's hard to think of another actress that has that many movies to her credit since the 90s. If he were to shrink the year range maybe, just MAYBE, Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson. I'd love to see Emma Stone too but again, not too many films to her credit.

  7. Well…that's 12 movies I didn't know about!! I hope it's wet and raining next Valentine's Day! Cause guess what I'mma gonna be doing!! LOL!!

  8. Stop saying he needs to do this with so and so, as if he will actually follow what people in comments say, this is Julia's moment, and it was gold, let's appreciate it as it is!

  9. Thank you so much for these great shows!
    🙂
    I would like to suggest some new actors:

    Women: Sandra Bullock, Cameron Diaz, Melissa McCarthy, Blake Lively

    Men: Johnny Depp, Jason Statham, Jim Carrey, Zac Efron, Adam Sandler

    Topics: Christmas movies, Rock music movies

    I wish you all the best in the future!
    🙂
    Sincerely, from Central Europe

  10. two movies starring Tom Hanks AND Julia Roberts: Larry Crown and Charlie Wilson's War

    Julia and George Clooney: Ocean's Eleven and Twelve, Money Monster, August: Osage County and Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

  11. i love Julia so so much! shes an incredible women and i literally am crazy about her movies! i loved her curly red hair and amazing style. shes the biggest inspiration for me and always will be!💕💕💕💕💕

  12. It has been so long ago that I saw 'Flatliners', I did not even realize or remember seeing Julia in it . . .
    I remember Kiefer was in it . . .
    And I remember the bare bones of the plot; but that's it.
    Note to self . . .
    Memory update . . . include Julia in your 'Flatliners' flashback memory bank.
    And although I have see many of Julia's film works, I have not by a long shot seen the full list of her film credits.
    No "Conspiracy Theory"? Or did I miss it?

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