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MANY OF
YOU — I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’VE KNOWN THIS — BUT I’VE KNOWN
JOHN A LONG TIME ACTUALLY. NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THIS. WE WORKED TOGETHER A LOT. WE WORKED TOGETHER A LOT OF
TIMES BUT FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER, JUST HASN’T WORKED OUT. IN FACT, WE WORKED TOGETHER SO
MANY TIMES, A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO THEY MADE A SHORT
DOCUMENTARY ABOUT HOW HARD OF A TIME WE AS A PAIR HAVE HAD. TAKE A LOOK. JOHN AND I HAVE BEEN WORKING
TOGETHER FOR YEARS. OUR CAREERS, WE’VE HAD THE
OPPORTUNITY TOGETHER TO STAR IN SOME OF THE GREATEST MOTION
PICTURES IN HISTORY.>>John: I THINK SO. WE’VE BEEN FIRED SOME EVERY
SINGLE ONE OF THEM.>>James: WHICH I DON’T
UNDERSTAND BECAUSE I THINK WE JUST.>>John: CLICK.>>James: I WAS GOING TO SAY
THAT WE HAVE GREAT CHEMISTRY.>>John: WHATEVER IT IS, IT’S
ELECTRIC, RIGHT?>>James: IT IS. IT IS — YOU KNOW, THAT WAS
NEVER MORE APPARENT THAN WHEN WE WERE FIRST CAST IN THE MOTION
PICTURE “A FEW GOOD MEN.”>>James: I THINK I’VE
ENTITLED — YOU WANT ANSWERS.>>John: I WANT THE TRUTH. YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH.>>James: YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE
TRUTH.>>John: YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE
TRUTH.>>James: YOU’VE NOT BEEN ABLE
TO HANDLE THE TRUTH.>>John: IT’S NOT SOMETHING YOU
CAN HANDLE.>>James: YOU CAN’T.>>John: OH. WHAT WAS THAT? YOU WERE ON FIRE.>>James: WHY’D YOU STOP?>>YOU’RE BOTH FIRED.>>John: WHO IS?>>James: WHO IS FIRED?>>John: JACK NICHOLSON GOT
NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR AFTER THAT ROLE AFTER WE TOOK IT OFF
BUT–>>James: YOU WOULD HAVE WON IT.>>John: I WOULD HAVE WON IT.>>James: DAMN RIGHT. PEOPLE COME UP TO US EVERY
SINGLE DAY AND THEY GO, HEY, YOU GUYS, YOU’RE SO GREAT TOGETHER. THIS CHEMISTRY. WHAT’S THE SECRET? I’LL TELL YOU THE SECRET. WE’VE BEEN WORKING TOGETHER
SINCE 1939. YOU KNOW, WHEN WE ENDED UP ON
THE SET OF A LITTLE MOVIE CALLED “GONE WITH THE WIND”.>>John: THAT WAS SPECIAL.>>James: WHERE SHALL I GO? WHAT SHALL I DO.>>John: FRANKLY MY DEAR, I
DON’T GIVE A CARE.>>CUT, THE LINE IS I DON’T GIVE
A DAMN.>>John: IS IT?>>James: RHETT, RHETT, WHERE DO
I GO? WHAT SHOULD I DO?>>John: FRANKLY, MY DEAR, I
DON’T GIVE A DAMN.>>CUT. WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE? WHERE’D HE GO?>>James: RHETT, RHETT, WHERE
SHOULD I GO? WHAT SHOULD I DO?>>John: FRANKLY, MY DEAR, I
DON’T GIVE A DAMN.>>CUT!>>John: THAT TELLS IT. THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW.>>James: I DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS
GOING DO IT BUT I FELT LIKE, WOW. CREDIT.>>James: RHETT, RHETT, WHERE
SHOULD I GO? WHAT SHOULD I DO?>>John: FRANKLY MY DEAR, I
DON’T GIVE A DAMN.>>CUT!>>John: YEAH? YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M GLAD WE DIDN’T GET THOSE
PARTS BECAUSE THE MOVIE IS — NOT GOOD.>>James: GONE WITH THE WIND. IT’S MORE LIKE GONE WITH THREE
HOURS OF MY LIFE. YAWN FEST.>>John: YEAH. AND THE FACT THAT WE NEVER GOT
THOSE PARTS, ACTUALLY MEANS THAT WE’VE NEVER TYPECAST. WE CAN JUST–
>>James: IF WE’D DONE GONE WITH THE WIND, QUENTIN TARANTINO
WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED US FOR “PULP FICTION.”>>John: THE PATH OF THE
RIGHTEOUS MAN WAS SET ON ALL SIDES BY THE INEQUITIES OF THE
SELFISH AND THE PURITY OF THE EVIL MEN. BLESSED IS HE WHO WHO SHEPHERDS
THE WEAK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH AND TAKE A
LOOK AT MY LIFE AND REALIZE THERE’S NOTHING LEFT ‘CAUSE I’VE
BEEN BLASTING AND LAUGHING SO LONG —
>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>>James: THAFSSES GANGSTER’S
PARADISE BY COOLIO. I’M SO CONFUSED.>>ALL RIGHT, LET’S PICK UP IT
FROM THE MIDDLE.>>James: BLESSED IS HE WHO
SHEPHERDS THE WEAK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH
AND TAKE A LOOK AT MY LIFE AND REALIZE THERE’S NOTHING LEFT. ‘CAUSE I’VE BEEN BLASTING — ALL
RIGHT.>>ALL RIGHT, CUT.>>James: SUCH A GOOD SONG
THOUGH.>>WE DON’T HAVE THE TIME. LET’S TRY THE OTHER GUY.>>John: BLESSED IS HE WHO
SHEPHERDS THE WEAK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH
AND TAKE A LOOK AT MY LIFE AND REALIZE THERE’S NOTHING LEFT AS
I’VE — [ SINGING ]
GANGSTER’S PARADISE!>>CUT, CUT, CUT. NO. NO! CUT. YOU’RE BOTH FIRED!>>James: I MEAN, THAT’S NOT THE
FIRST PART I LOST TO SAMUEL L. JACKSON OR I DOUBT WILL BE THE
LAST.>>John: WE CAN BLAME OURSELVES
OR BLAME COOLIO FOR WRITING PROBABLY THE CATCHIEST SONG OF
ALL TIME. LAWRENCE OLIVIER SAID POWER AND
THE MONEY. MONEY AND THE POWER MINUTE AFTER
MINUTE.>>James: I THINK THAT’S COOLIO. I THINK IT’S.>>John: THIS IS COOLIO.>>James: CATCHY.>>John: UNBELIEVABLE.>>James: THAT GUY. THE TRUTH IS JOHN AND I ONLY DID
ONE MORE MOVIE TOGETHER AFTER THAT AND THAT’S WHEN THINGS TOOK
A TURN.>>INTO THE WOODS TAKE ONE.>>John: I WISH MORE THAN
ANYTHING, MORE THAN THE MOON. I WISH MORE THAN LIFE. I WISH WE HAD A CHILD.>>CUT. DUDES, WE NAILED IT.>>JAMES, TAKE FIVE.>>GREAT JOB. GREAT JOB. YEAH.>>LISTEN, YOU’RE MARRIED TO
EMILY BLUNT, RIGHT?>>John: YEAH, YEAH, DEFINITELY.>>CAN WE GET HER NUMBER?>>John: WHOA, EASY.>>WE THINK SHE’D BE PERFECT FOR
THIS.>>James: SADLY ALL GREAT
PARTNERSHIPS, THEY COME TO AN END. HALL AND OATS. SIMON GARFUNKEL. GEORGE MICHAEL.>>John: OK, I THINK WE GOT IT
JAVEMS JAMES ULTIMATELY, THE TRUTH IS THIS, OUR TIME TOGETHER
HAS MADE US STRONGER AS INDIVIDUALS.>>John: YEAH. THAT’S REALLY NICE.>>James: AND THIS INDIVIDUAL
JUST LANDED HIS FIRST BIG MOVIE. MERYL STREEP, JOHNNY DEPP. THIS IS HUGELY EXCITING AND THIS
IS ONLY THE BEGINNING FOR ME. LIKE, IT’S JUST GOING TO BE
MOVIE, MOVIE, MOVIE, NOW TV, FIRMLY IN THE REARVIEW MERE
ROHRER. THANK — MIRROR. THANK GOD. YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO SEE ME ON
THAT TINY ANNOYING BOX EVER AGAIN GP. NOT GOING THERE. I’M SORRY THOUGH.>>John: WAITING TABLES AGAIN.
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “John Krasinski & James Corden Were Cut From All Your Favorite Films

  1. How to get likes:

    Insert generic John Krasinski/Jim Halpert comment, or generic wish that they did captain America.

  2. I like how me watching this in 2019 when John just finished doing a fantastic movie called A quiet place….

  3. Jesus loves you! He died for you. He was buried, and was raised 3 days later. Christ died for all of your sins and wrongdoings, He loves you. All you need to do is trust or believe in His finished work to get you to heaven, because none of us can do it alone. We can never be good enough. Just believe in Jesus and what He has already done for you. Ephesians 2:8 says “For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God,”
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  4. THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH JAMES CORDEN WRITER
    JOB DESCRIPTION

    QUALIFICATIONS:
    YOUTUBE COMMENTER

  5. Gone with the wind?

    Um James Cordon was born in 1978

    John John Krasinki in 1979

    Maybe they have been reincarnated like Jesus or something anyone else want to join the Cordon cult?

  6. wow, the fact that they'd rather have two John Travoltas than risk offending people by putting a Jerry Curl on James Cordon just shows how PC culture has driven comedy down the shitter. that would have MADE the bit.

  7. I think the only thing missing from this skit is the rest of what they didn't rip from Kimmel. Would be 10/10 if they just uploaded the entire Kimmel skit. Good effort though.

  8. Jim you did the right thing courbam is way better then third rate disturbing bitch kimmel as late host, person and comedian

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