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it’s bullshit – I did not hit her I did not! hey, soldier! Colonel Nick Fury, director of SHIELD oh, hi Nick anyway, how is your sex life? well…to be honest with you, we don’t really know go on… there’s still a lot of work to be done I’m here to talk to you about The Avengeres Initiative if a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live these are for you hell yes! let’s go eat, huh? anything for my friend [chucking that radiates the warmth of friendship] you should have gone for the head oh, hey everybody! that’s not the real time stone Dr. Strange got it from a cereal box [laughter] you’re just a little chicken! CHEEP cheep cheep cheep cheep CHEEEEP yeah, bro, this time you’re gonna have to beat the real Avengers not the JV squad [portal activation reverberates through woods] I’m so happy I have you as my best friend Johnny’s my best friend he’s your best friend if a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live I did not hit her oh, hi Mark [screaming Mark Ruffalo] Lisa, Lisa, you’re tearing me apart you know what they say love is blind let’s go eat, huh? everything is fine cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep cheep cheep cheep cheeep (I don’t mind) cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep cheep cheep cheep cheeep (everything is fine) cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep cheep cheep cheep cheeep (I don’t mind) cheeep, cheep cheeep, cheep cheep cheeep, cheep cheeep, cheep cheeep you’re tearing me apart oh, hi Mark who? hey, everybody thank you – this is a beautiful party you invited all of my friends hey everybody let’s eat cake I have an announcement to make I’m fed up with this world, you’re just a chicken (ha ha) how can you do this? you make me sick leave your stupid comments in your pocket you’re going to destroy Johnny he’s very sensitive leave your stupid comments in your pocket son of a bitch I did not hit her oh, hi Mark Lisa, Lisa, you’re tearing me apart you know what they say love is blind let’s go eat, huh? everything is fine cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep cheep cheep cheep cheeep (I don’t mind) cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep cheep cheep cheep cheeep (everything is fine) cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep cheep cheep cheep cheeep (I don’t mind) cheep cheep cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep, cheep cheep you’re tearing me apart (hi, doggy) what a story, Mark anyway, how is your sex life? you’re tearing me apart oh, Hi Mark (underwear – that’s life) I’m so happy I have you as my best friend yeah, man Johnny’s my best, best friend he’s your best friend you’re my best friend Mark’s his best, best friend best friend you’re my best friend, best friend [portal sounds, ominous music] oh, hey Thanos I’m just sittin here thinkin I forget, why are you, like, killin people and stuff? too many mouths, not enough to go around so with that magic hand, you can’t, like, make fuckin soybeans or somethin like that? or like, almonds? edamame? nothin? I can simply snap my fingers – they would all cease to exist I call that…mercy lay off the roids, bro I don’t know…[sigh] serial killers are very strange these days leave your stupid comments your pocket! oh, hey Denny oh, hi Mike oh, hey Peter oh, hey guys everybody – I’m so happy I have you as my friends oh, hi babe oh, hi Johnny oh, hi Claudette hi, doggy everybody – I love you as a human being to the end where’s my money, Denny? what’d you do with my money? stop ganging up on me for God’s sake… why, why? (Denny) why, why? (Denny) why? (Denny x4) let’s go home I did not hit her oh, hi Mark Lisa, Lisa, you’re tearing me apart you know what they say love is blind let’s go eat, huh? everything is fine cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep cheep cheep cheep cheeep (I don’t mind) cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep cheep cheep cheep cheeep (everything is fine) cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep cheep cheep cheep cheeep (I don’t mind) cheep cheep cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep, cheep cheep you’re tearing me apart (hi doggy) oh, hi Mark yeah, you can say that again you’re tearing me apart (hey, everybody) you’re the expert, Mark what kind of drugs do you take? Denny! Why?? you’re tearing me apart calm down what a story, Mark yeah, you can say that again you’re my best friend (ha ha) you’re tearing me apart anything for my princess oh, hi Mark YOU’RE TEARING ME APART [cry for Lisa reverberates through Wakandan forest] where you goin? you’re just a little chicken time stone’s been taken sanctum remains unguarded cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep cheeeeeeeeeep [Mark blows on phone you guys are real human beings shout out to Pistol Shrimps, thanks for helping us put this video together thanks to the new 5th Gregory Brother, Greg Sestero Tommy and I made a new movie called ‘Best Friends’ it’s available world wide, it’s INSANE Tommy gets choked by a clown you gotta check it out That’s a great way to go out I like this one

100 thoughts on “if The Room was a Marvel movie (ft. Greg Sestero, PistolShrimps, & Tommy Wiseau)

  1. I clicked on this without checking who posted it and was very confused when they started singing, then I checked the channel to see if it was schmoyoho

  2. “If a lot of people loved each other , the world would be a better place to live in”.. -Tommy weusiauwjcs ??

  3. Thanos : If i erase the half existance of the world will be better place to live
    Tommy : If lot of people love each other the world will be better place to live

    Marvel Crossover : The new civil war.

  4. So, according to 3:36
    Peter Parker = Denny
    Steve Rogers = Mike
    Doctor Strange = Peter
    Nebula = Claudette
    Rocket is a dog
    And Thanos is a drug dealer.
    . . .
    . . . . .
    * Visible confusion *

  5. 0:08 Johnny: hows your sex life?

    0:10 Nick Fury: to be honest to you we don't really know..

    me: thats a weird Question to ask.
    also me: why don't you really know?

  6. This literally made me cry …. Truly a masterpiece that should be regarded on the same level as music by Bach and Ludwig Van Beethoven , you can really feel his emotions when he says "Cheep! Cheep! Cheep!"

  7. Thanos: "where… is, my stone."

    Peter: "… its coming, okay? Just gimme 5 minutes."

    Thanos: "Five minutes? I dont got Five Fucking Minutes! Where My Stone Peter! Where's My Fucking Stone Peter!?!?"

  8. Dunno why the guy from The Room gave me Loki vibes. 😅😁 Kind reminded me of when Thor says he got jumpscared by snake-Loki. Insane!

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