What are you doing? I’ve been pushed around for too long.
Now it is time. I can feel it. Time for what, James? Protect the computer! (Slurring)
Shit! I don’t want the computer! ♪ Vigorous music ♪ (Screams) ♪ ♪ Two to the back! (Laughter) Get Hard Gag Reel Plant that.. flag is Alissa country! ♪ ♪ – Oh yeah, Alissa.
– Yeah! Gonna get all the permits.
(Laughing) Proper permitting. I can keep it secret, though. My aunt dresses up her cats! Okay, you can’t keep the secret, could you just…
(Laughter) Okay, you’re in, like, a gay thesaurus, and I’m.. I’m in a regular talking.
Not that anything is wrong.. with this thesaurus…
– Wanna see a gay thesaurus? (RRRRAAARRGHH!) (Laughing) James, when you get in that courtroom,
you will be at the mercy of the jury. You think that’s a jury of you peers?
You think that’s 12 billionaires? No. That’s 12 morons, who are gonna love
seeing you take it in the ass. Now, I don’t really..
(Laughter) ♪ ♪ Oh, Will, f**k! There’s a baby being born right now that can’t wait to be able to hold it
just to be able to shoot it for your honor. I like the sound of that.
(Laughing) ♪ ♪ This light is stupid! – Woah, woah, woah, wow!
– (Laughs) The reaction really scared me for a second. “What, wait?!”
(Cheering) ♪ ♪ (Laughter) James! Just like we did in New York, drive me! Got it! ♪ ♪ (Laughter) He’s running with a lot of gangs.
Tell him about Ricky and Banjo Yeah! – Doughb..
– Doughboy, sorry! (Laughing) (Sneezes) (Sneezes) (Sneezes) ♪ ♪ (Sneezes) ♪ ♪ Ready-ready. ♪ ♪ Like it. ♪ ♪ He switched it up! Huh, huh! I want the other guy back! I got away for six more people to come! (Laughing) You.. you know what
you’re talking about, ’cause you.. Oh, ’cause you did it in prison too! I did not do no such thing! I didn’t have to! ‘Cuz I killed for mine! With these! ♪ ♪ I’m sorry.
(Both laughing) That’s pretty fuckin’ funny, James is like… “I’m not sure what to say.” – Feels like I’m onto something!
– No, you’re not! – That’s it. Stop. Stop it.
– UHM! – Stop. – You got me..
– Oh, sorry. Sorry.
(Laughing) ♪ ♪
Oh my God, you really got me. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (Car horn honks) Fuck you, King!
I lost everything because of you! I didn’t do it! (Tires squeal) Fuck! Fuck someone! Fuck a tit! Fuck a tit hard! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuuuck! ♪ ♪
God… Fleet of fuck! An infinite amount of fucks! Fuck someone hard! Up there! Fuck ’em in their… Just fuck someone! In a.. a private area! Fuck ’em! Fuck someone in the neck! Fuck a tit hard! Fuck a hot tit! God fuck it! God help me God help me fuck it! God help me fuck it! Hard! Fuck so hard! It’s such a piece of bullshit! That’s extra bullshit, if you ask me! For the love of shit! Fuck you, friend! Fuck you in the eyeball! Man! (From the background)
For the love of Alan Greenspan! (Beep!)
(Laughs) For the love of Alan Greenspan! God! (Laughing) I had a straight face for all the rest of them,
so I want a credit, all right? I want a great fuckin’ credit right now. (Beep!) It’s so shitty! ♪ ♪ For the love of Alan Greenspan! (Laughing) (Beep!) For.. FUCK! For the love of shit! My life is ruined. That got me. ♪ ♪ I’m normally good until, like, 20. (Beep!) Let’s get you to my wife. Okay? God. Oh, God… – Oh my God..
– Oh my God… I think that went pretty well,
considering it’s my first riot. (Beep!) – Is my eye acting funny?
– (Laughs) (Beep!) – Okay..
– Talk to me, Darnell! (Beep!) There’s a silver shiny knife! Sticking out of your fuckin’ forehead! (Indistinct) Filming.. saliva’s dripping out of my front ear. You know my ear, that I eat with! I can’t remember my birthday! I know it’s in Februnary. I’m on the blurst I’m on the blurst of Februnary. – You gotta.. you gotta.. you gotta..
– Aw! Aw! – I’m so sorry!
– Aaaawww! – AWWW! – WOAW! Stop it, stop it… – Stop, I’m trying to do it, brother!
– AWWW! – God!
– AWWW! (Beep!) – Look at this!
– Stop, James. – Look at this..
– James, what the fuck are you d.. – What are you doing, James?! – The fuck are you.. – Stop! – Stop!
– Ah, don’t push it! – I’m fuckin’ pushing it in!
– It’s making it worse! – Stop it!
(Beep!) James, listen to me! – We need to get you ready for prison.
– You’re James! – Give my 30,000 dollars now!
– (Laughs) (Beep!) – .. right now!
– Stop! James.. – You stop, James!
– James, I am not playing! – Don’t talk to me!
– No! – Is this because I’m black?!
– No.. What?! (Beep!) – Hey!
– Hey! – Hey!
– Hey! – Hey!
– Stop! – Stop, James!
– Don’t yell at me because I’m black! – I’m black! – I’m black, James! – Darnell, I’m Darnell, remember?
Do you remember Darnell? (Beep!) – There’s a white man in my truck!
– James! – With shit in his head!
– James, you better fuckin’ stop right now! – What are you doing?
– My steering wheel doesn’t work. – Useless..
– What? – What.. what the fuck are you talking about?!
– Beep-beep! – James..
– The horn works. – James stop, stop! – James, you’re not driving! (Beeeeep!) JoBlo.com