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There are actually cosplayers at this
premiere. So lame! I’m here! She’s not even in this one. I don’t care. So what’s the timeline of this? Is it like before all the other
movies? no no no before episode four after episode three but after rogue one Uh no. Wait. Yes? Doesn’t that technically make it episode four? It doesn’t work that way A new hope should technically be Episode
7. The force awakens is episode 7. What about the TV shows? Do they count? The Clone Wars TV show is after episode 2. So episode 3 is episode 4. Episode 3 is Episode 3! Return of the Jedi? Revenge of the Sith! How did the novelizations calculate into
this? No one reads books! Hehe That’s true. that’s Han Solo I know he’s my favorite. yeah he’s young in this. I can see that he used to be played by Harrison Ford I know! Literally everyone on earth knows this! Shh! Harrison Ford also played Indiana
Jones oh my god That was cute!
That was meh. What?
What? I mean I didn’t love it but it was pretty cool well I didn’t hate it but the writing but the writing was kind of off. You’re only saying this
because you hate everything new. You’re only saying this because you have no respect for the franchise! It was the best movie I’ve seen in my entire life and you’re a heartless monster! It was the worst film in the entire history of cinema and you’re a dumb sheep! (gasp) Oh god! What was that? I don’t even like Star Wars that much! What are those films doing to people?! I don’t know! At least it all ends in two years right? nope no no no no no no no no no no nope no nay No We are going to see every one of these things aren’t we? I already have tickets.

100 thoughts on “Five Stages of Watching A Star Wars Movie

  1. I wish the "A STAR WARS STORY" Star Wars movies never happened because then the episode count makes no sense at all.

  2. HAHA, YEAH, NO ONE READS THE BOOKS, YEAH, HAHAHA. IT'S NOT LIKE IVE READ NEARLY ALL 200 SOMETHING BOOKS HAHA

  3. You forgot the sixth stage, realizing that it’s the same as one of the originals, except under a new coat of paint

  4. Step 1: Don't Star Wars
    Step 2: Don't watch any Marvel movie either
    Step 3: unplug your wifi
    Step 4: Throw out any home Appliances
    Step 5: Go live in a Cave

  5. Do people really have to make lists like This, it's all subjective and everyone has a different experience, this makes people look and feel like robots, just stop making these videos

  6. STAR WARS HAS NO ENDING IT WILL GO ON FOR ETERNITY EVEN AFTER THE WORLD ENDS IT WILL STILL BE RUNNING STAR WARS NEVER ENDS 😫

  7. Disliked because I read books I hate how people make fun of smarter and fans that care more books take longer to read. Usually like his he but I hate these jokes

  8. You know no one ever says this but I enjoyed the prequels not for the story itself but for the universe it builds, in the OT we don't see the galactic captital because it is a war and we focus on the rebellion. in the PT we see coruscant filled with new things we had never seen before, if the prequels never happened we would never have seen
    Coruscant
    Naboo
    Geonosis
    Kamino
    Kashyyk
    Utapau
    Mustafar
    Darth Maul
    Count Dooku
    General Grevious
    Nute Gunray
    Jango Fett
    Mace Windu
    Qui-Gon Gin
    Ki-adi Mundi
    Kit fisto
    Oppo Rancisis
    Yarael Poof
    Coleman Trebor
    Sebulba
    Ben Quadranaros
    Dexter Jetster
    All of the prequel Memes

  9. And this ladies and gentlemen is a great example of annoying fans of any popular franchise pray you don't meet any face to face because you'll be in for an earful!

  10. My reactions: watching 4-6
    Oh yea! Soo good…. PERFECT! I love it
    watching 1-3
    Wow that's awesome too!
    watching 7,8
    KILL ME? ANY LOGIC IN THESE MOVIES? AAAGH

  11. Me with Disney sequels:
    The fourth Star Wars trilogy: How can there be a fourth??? Can't 9 episodes be enough??
    Frozen 2: WHY, DISNEY, WHY???
    Toy Story 4: Now you're just being mean!
    Another Indiana Jones: How old are these actors…???
    Maleficent 2: No, no. Please, no.

  12. I know, people really have different oppinions about the disney star wars movies, but I really hate each and every one of them. Sorry Disney.

  13. That's where you guys are wrong. Disney will not get a dime from me until the SJW Wars turn back to being Star Wars. And they have to fire Kathleen Kennedy.

  14. Stage 1: Arrival
    Stage 2: Begin ignoring toxic star wars fans
    Stage 3: Dodge insults
    Stage 4: Watch and enjoy the movie
    Stage 5: Walk home depressed since you're now hated for liking or disliking it

  15. Pretty much this. Casual fans or not actually fans seems to like the new Han Solo movie while more hardcore fans wants… something they rememeber fondly I guess?

  16. I am boycotting SW9, just as I boycotted Solo. With TLJ, Disney insulted the kids who grew up on SW and are now holding the purse-strings. No amount of special effects can save SW now. Disney will have to disown and junk TLJ completely to recover.

  17. So many fandoms have been torn apart these past three years, Star Wars and Game of Thrones are probably the biggest ones.

  18. HahahaHAHA! 😀 😀 Loved their point at the end about 'Star Wars'' possessive power – these two should be fighting hand and nail inside Mount Doom over the films! Crazy-Girl still makes me grin! 😀 Though I was expecting to see the guy do some crushing at Stage Three.

  19. order is: phantom menace attack of the clones clone wars revenge of the sith solo roge one star wars rebles a new hope revenge of the sith empire strikes back and so on

  20. Five stages of watching a Tarantino movie
    1. Questioning of the tone
    2. Non surprising Samuel Jackson appearance
    3. Laughing
    4. Laughing but with more guilt
    5. Ranting on filmmaking style

  21. Stage one: Watch 7 because it might be good.
    Stage two: No, it was boring. Probably going to skip 8.
    Stage three: Hear friends who are giant Star Wars fans tell you it's not good.
    Stage four: Watch it anyways because a friend bought you a ticket.
    Stage five: Completely give up on the franchise.

  22. force awakens was fun, grew to like rogue one after a few watches, then the last jedi came out. i'm done, didn't see han solo don't know if they've released anything else but i wash my hands of this madness 🤢

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