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These are some of the matrimonial ads
from leading newspapers. Education, caste, creed,
etcetera comes later. Fair girls required only. In short…
Fair is beautiful. Why are you wearing a cap? – My cap, my choice.
– Is it too sunny in here? Take the cap off. No one seems to be bothered by it,
except for you? I won’t take it off. Don’t be shy. Take it off. You were named Bala
because of your silky hair. I was a star at school.
A star… How can a star live like an extra? I get demoted at work
Flopped in mimicry. My childhood girlfriend dumped me. I am terrified to talk
to any beautiful girl. I always imagine she will laugh at me. I am not just losing my hair,
but also my identity. Mummy! This is called a Thekla. – I don’t want any Thekla.
– Why? Masturbation and sex
are two different things. This is masturbation.
I want to grow…real hair. I’ll help you. “I just wanna na…” Keep trying. Apply buffalo’s dung,
and bull’s semen on your head. Bala, soon you’ll find your angel. I don’t want to get married. Better take the plunge while
there’s still some hope left. “These silky tresses…” Your father wants to gift you hair. Bala…you must have heard the name. No, I haven’t. Then you must live another lifetime. And get to know another name. Who knows…
there might not be a tomorrow. “Tequila…” I feel you’re like a film… But then I fear that someday
it might come to an end. I am no film, my baby doll. I am like a never-ending series. “Days of joy have arrived,
and I feel I’m on the top.” More emotion… “Were gonna mix soda, water,
and lemon and drink what…” “Tequila…” How did an idiot like him score
with such a gorgeous girl? Did you tell her? I’ve decided to go
for a hair transplant. You should stick to carrying
that moor on your head… …which you do all day. “Time will decide…” No good man! “…whether your marriage
will be a hit or flop.” “Tequila…” I will do it. The hair on your chest, beard, and arms
are too less for a hair transplant. So that leaves us
with only one choice. “Tequila…” “It will be a little curly.” It’s the latest trend these days, brother. This man’s telling me
to use pubic hair on my head. I won’t do it. “Tequila…”

100 thoughts on “Bala- Official Trailer | Ayushmann Khurrana, Bhumi, Yami | Dinesh Vijan | Amar Kaushik, 7th Nov 2019

  1. Irony is, Ayushman is advertising and gets ultimately mocked by bhumi for fairness cream in the start of the trailer, and then we see Yami Gautam.

  2. Vicky donor me itni muthi marga toh bala me baal kaha se bachege.. Ab itni sari muthi ka kahi na kahi toh side effect aayga hi..

  3. That's Why Hollywood is far better than Bollywood And will remain forever because there is no discrimination on the color race etc. Half of actors actoress are black and most actors are bald also but you will not find a single black artist actor or actoress in this rubbish Bollywood only those people are selected whom color is fair and white And most of the portion is already grabbed in napotism kota . I hope someday it will all end in Bollywood.

  4. So we dont have dusky actors now.?
    Least expected from Bhumi to have agreed for this brownface. We have beautiful brown actresses but Bollywood will still do something like this.

  5. बाल यदि टकले पर उगाना जिसका सब बाल झड़ चुका है वह एक काम कर सकता है जो कठिन नहीं है हिम्मत चाहिए
    अंडा +जमाल गोटे दवा (जो जुलाब करा देती है) उसको मिला कर सर पर रख लो और छोड़ दो 2, 3 घंटा तक इससे सर पे फुंसी भी निकल जाएगी तब समझो दवा लग रहा है और बाल उग जाएंगे जब ज्यादा फोड़े फंसी हो जाए तो उसको ठीक करने की दवा खा लो बाकी कुछ नहीं ,
    परहेज में
    हस्थ मैथुन बिल्कुल अपने जीवन में न करे
    वीर्य शरीर में रहा तो प्रतिरक्षा तंत्र मजुबुत रहेगा बाल नहीं झडेंगे,
    और आप चाहते हैं बाल कभी ना झडे तो जो बच्चे पैदा होते हैं उनका मुंडन 1 माह के भीतर करा दे इससे उनके सर के हानिकारक कीटाणु साफ होते हैं जो बाहरी होते हैं सर पर वातावरण से बैठते हैं ऐसा करने से जबतक जिएंगे सर पर बाल रहेंगे कम झडेंगे न के बराबर
    सब प्रायोगिक है

  6. Comedy film
    Trailer me maja aa raha to
    Film me to maja hi aa jayega
    😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  7. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  8. Always…. Unique story le kar aate h…. Ayushman sir👍🏻👍🏻😎
    Hit to honi hi hai….. 😎😎😎😎😍

  9. आयुष्यमान जी आपके सभी पिचर funy और सोचने पे मजबूर कर देती है,

  10. आपकी अदाकारी बहुत अच्छी है आप ऐसे ही मुव्ही बनाते रहिए,

  11. The last line won me over – Jhant ke baal sar pe lagane ko bol raha hai ye aadmi!!!!
    Hilarious man.. this guy is amazing!!
    Anything that he can't do????
    Awaiting a commercial action entertainer very soon from this guy..

  12. Sale chor,ujda chaman k story chura k release date 22 nov se 7 nov shift.lost my faith on ayushman.shame on you guys..

  13. Ab to kisi bhi film ka trailer aap bina earphone ke nhi sun skte.chahe film kitni bhi acchi ho.acchi content ke saath aise scene ya dialogue zaruri hain kya.film chahe Ayushmann ki ho ya Rajkumar Hirani ki koi safe nhi.kabir Singh.housefull 4,aur baala gaaliyon aur double meaning se bhare pade hain

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