You’re on your phone ever since we got here. At least look at me! Mayank, Listen…! Let’s take a selfie? yes, why not Yes, we’ll definitely take one. We will, in a bit… Come on, just two minutes! I’m just asking for one selfie! Takes some time to put this aside, though…! Here goes the mobile…and its selfie time now! You’ve enabled ‘Beauty Mode’, haven’t you? Let’s take one more selfie. Just one more, please! No noRuchi, I’m done now Just one more, with the filter, please! Last! Yes, last! Okay then… Happy? Hm! You think this picture looks good? At least have a look once, , I’m trying to show you something Its come out really well! I’m putting it up on FB! Looks like you tagged me yes In the same picture? Yes, go have a look. Hm! Nice, good! Your forehead looks so big in this, though! couldn’t have said this earlier? I asked you so many times. What can I do about it now? Delete it and put another picture! Why are you reacting as if it’s a big deal? “Delete it and put another picture.” It felt as if just clicking a selfie would have been the death of you. Now look, there’s already 3 likes on this. Now how can I delete it? Listen to me don’t kick off the same drama here like you always do. Do what you want, but just don’t get on my brain. You need to have a brain for me to ‘get’ on it. What the hell? I’ve got more than you anyways. Oh please! And what is with this everyday Facebook upload ritual of yours? Oh, hello, even you’re on Facebook for, like 20 hours of the day. Checking your 2.5 likes the moment you open your eyes. 2.5 likes? 1 of which is your own. At least my photos get more than a 100 likes. Get one thing straight. Listen, look here. I’m a guy. Even these 2.5 likes of mine are equivalent to your 100. And you know the reason. . Now just shut up. Hey, man! Could you take our order? Yes sir, what will you be having? You’re going to order today. I’m not going to order! Every time I order something and then I get to listen to you crib about it. You should be more thoughtful while ordering then I always think enough about it, but I can’t help it if one of us is always so picky about it. I’m picky? Yes Don’t think you’re any less annoying. “There’s a pimple here, a pimple there…” When did I do this? Always! You always do that. In fact when do you not do it? Of course you’d say that. Of course I will. You have done it, so now listen. Give him the order. I’m not going to order. I’m not going to order.